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Today I was hit by the infamous Jeremy Crawford. I feel so honoured! I have never written fanfic in my life, but I thought I would string him along a little.

5:48:56 PM crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
6:46:38 PM madredesanti: Hi, do I know you?
6:47:01 PM crawfordjeremy702000: i don't think so i was wondering if you write fanfiction.
6:47:32 PM madredesanti: Sometimes, where did you get my name from?
6:47:45 PM crawfordjeremy702000: i forgot now sorry.
6:48:11 PM crawfordjeremy702000: have you seen any of the spider-man films.
6:48:23 PM madredesanti: Sure, why?
6:48:42 PM crawfordjeremy702000: looking for someone to write a fic of one the films.
6:49:39 PM madredesanti: I have never written anything in that fandom.
6:49:47 PM crawfordjeremy702000: oh
6:50:39 PM crawfordjeremy702000: you might not like a short nc-17 fic of either mary jane or gwen stacey or aunt may pairied with a 15 year old male.
6:51:11 PM madredesanti: I am more into slash really.
6:51:41 PM crawfordjeremy702000: what about aunt may with mj or gwen.
6:52:50 PM crawfordjeremy702000: i guess you won't do that kind either.
6:53:26 PM madredesanti: Mmmmm... I am thinking about it, but it doesn't really tickle my muse...
6:54:07 PM crawfordjeremy702000: please i just want one fic of one them if so who could you pairie aunt may with mj or gwen.
6:56:02 PM madredesanti: I am sorry, I think you'd be better off with some other writer. It is not really my fandom, and the pairing does nothing for me. Sorry
6:56:13 PM crawfordjeremy702000: i won't take no for answer.
6:56:30 PM crawfordjeremy702000: so who will you do.
6:57:32 PM crawfordjeremy702000: will you do aunt may/mj or aunt may/gwen stacy.
6:58:00 PM madredesanti: Wait a sec
7:00:16 PM madredesanti: Sorry, got a phone call.
7:00:42 PM crawfordjeremy702000: so will you do either aunt may/mary jane or aunt may/gwen stacy
7:03:13 PM madredesanti: I don't think I'll do either. As I said, it's not a fandom I write in, and really, aunt May is not a character that I find particularly interesting.
7:03:50 PM crawfordjeremy702000: and i told you i am not taking no for asnswer
7:04:06 PM crawfordjeremy702000: so i want you to do one those pairings and do it now
7:04:51 PM madredesanti: Thank you for your interest. I hope you have better luck with some other writer.
7:05:15 PM crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY IN HELL YOU BASTARD
7:05:31 PM madredesanti: You too dear :)

I was quickly bored, but I was just wondering: Why does the guy keep asking everybody for similar things, always using the same expressions? I very much doubt it ever works.